I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santa’s workshop?
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
What do you call a tinker toy that someone farted on?
I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.
My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
He was a little shellfish.
What’s a rappers favourite toy?
I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage, son.
You'll need something to play with.
I got a job at a factory that makes Dracula toys
Its only me and one other worker. I need to make every second Count
I got my kid a toy of a surrealist painter
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
Why don't toy swords hurt?
They're only hokey pokey!
Why are plush toys never hungry?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
My wife took my toy boat away.
She told me to quit playing with my dinghy.
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
How do you say toy in Chinese?
What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?
Balls have got to be one of the oldest toys.
They’ve been ‘round a long time.
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
My baby sister just threw a toy horse at me
I told her to hold her horses
Son tied a fist toy to my fishing net
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
My kid wanted a Yoda toy.
I told him we already got Toyota
What was the kitten diplomats favorite toy?
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
I like making cardboard toys.
You can say I never get card-bored.
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
What’s a Boomers favorite toy?
My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra
You can never find the barcode
My friend made shoes out of toy ships and planes.
When asked about it, he said he wanted to be fleet of foot.
Why don't people, who constantly step on Plastic toy brick, just
You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.
Police are currently looking for Clues.
My German neighbor: Here are some old toy trucks your kids can play with.
I didn’t realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.
But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
What do you call a drunk toy story character?
What did the little shrimp told his mom when she asked him why he wouldn't share his toys ?
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.