Why couldnβt the teddy bear finish his cake...
...because he was already stuffed!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why do teddy bears never want to eat?
Why they are always stuffed!
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β In my best bear voice, I replied...
βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed!"
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a very capable teddy bear?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I just won a teddy bear making competition with my kids.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?
They don't wanna get ripped
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Why do Teddy bears don't ever have dessert?
Because they are stuffed.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why was the teddy bear never hungry
Because heβs always stuffed
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︎ Jan 04 2020
What is a teddy bearβs favorite Thanksgiving food?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Ian: Why are you taking a teddy bear to the bar?
Me: Heβs called Conan.
Ian: Huh?
Me: Itβs Conan the bar bear, Ian.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
How do you make a Teddy bear?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
My 5 month old got to take home a teddy bear from the ER...
I named him Mrsa Major.
My son is okay. He doesn't have MRSA. But humor helps me (mom) immensely when I am - or my family is - in crisis. I have way better dad jokes than my son's dad.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Two teddy bears are walking down the road. One says, βHey, man. You hungry?β
The other says βNah man Iβm stuffed.β
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︎ Sep 10 2018
Dog's 'cancer' turned out to be four teddy bears
Thankfully, it was bear-nign.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
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︎ Aug 02 2015
What does a turkey and a teddy bear have in common?
They're both full of stuffing.
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︎ Nov 24 2017
A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic...
His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.
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︎ Oct 22 2017
Having bbq, my buddies kid asked me if his teddy bear is hungry...
I told him that he's stuffed.
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︎ Sep 04 2016
Fat people love having a teddy bear at the table.
The bear is always stuffed.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
I let my father name my teddy bear...
When I was 4 or 5 my family went on vacation. I took my favourite teddy bear, Blue Ted. I unfortunately left Blue Ted at the hotel or somewhere in the town we were staying at. My father when we got home brought me a new bear and called it Roo Ted. (Rooted meaning screwed or fucked in Australia) I did not catch on to the joke for many years and introduced my bear as rooted to everyone I met. My father to this day thinks this is the most hilarious joke/prank he has ever made.
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︎ Sep 22 2013
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β In my best bear voice, I replied...
βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed!"
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Why didn't the teddy bear eat any dinner?
They were already stuffed!
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︎ May 22 2020
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why couldnβt the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner ?
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︎ May 16 2020
Why couldnβt the teddy bear eat anymore?
Because he was stuffed!!!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear...
She asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β
In my best bear voice, I replied, βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed.β
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︎ Jun 14 2017
Why didn't the Teddy Bear want any dessert?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because theyβre always stuffed.
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What does the teddy bear say after a meal?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because theyβre always stuffed.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat anymore food?
Because he was stuffed!! π€£ π€£
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why did the teddy bear say βnoβ to dessert?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed.
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat?
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︎ Aug 31 2018
What did the teddy bear say after he finished his dinner?
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