They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
My wife just bought a paper shredder for our home office
I think she has a fax to grind
Why was the paper shredder fired?
His work was tearable
If someone takes a crap in the shredder
Is it considered confidential waste?
Here's Shredder, shredding on a skateboard, while shredding a guitar. imgur.com/v9JDNoS
Delayed cheese shredder
Cheese shredder broke last week - ordered a new, fancier one. Snow slowed the shipment down.
Emailed wife: "Shredder is delayed - I bring you this news with grate sadness."
What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?
The shredder. They fought with it too much.
Mom wins.
I'm the Dad. So, we're driving around and we see a "Mobile Paper Shredder" truck.
Me: "I don't have any mobile paper." (good Dad joke, right?)
Her: "It's all stationary."
“I think I’ve got a splinter!”
Dad: Are you sure it’s not a shredder?
(TMNT reference)
