Paper Shredder Puns

A list of puns related to "Paper Shredder"

They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
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👤︎ u/blkmktmaplesyrup
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My wife just bought a paper shredder for our home office

I think she has a fax to grind

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👤︎ u/TwoMoreDays
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why was the paper shredder fired?

His work was tearable

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👤︎ u/iceberger3
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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Mom wins.

I'm the Dad. So, we're driving around and we see a "Mobile Paper Shredder" truck.

Me: "I don't have any mobile paper." (good Dad joke, right?)

Her: "It's all stationary."

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👤︎ u/b0b
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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