A list of puns related to "Aerogram"
I have six Finnish Post aerograms from the late 1990s, and I'm assuming that the prepaid postage is still valid (if not, oh well).
An aerogram is a sheet of writing paper that can be folded into an envelope.
I've never gotten around to sending them to my penpals and probably never will. There just isn't a lot of space for writing, and including additional sheets is not allowed.
If you'd like a short letter on an aerogram, then this offer is for you. The design of the aerograms is pretty nice, and I can decorate with stickers.
Please include a writing prompt (or prefererably two or three).
I might not have the time to write them right away, but I'll get to it eventually.
Currently I can send to the following countries:
Most European countries.
Rest of the world: Argentina, Brazil, Canada, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, Kyrgyztan, Mexico, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Thailand, Turkmenistan, the United States and Vietnam.
"When I came here 38 years ago, we used to correspond because telephone was very expensive. My mother used to write a letter on 2 sides of an aerogram and on the 3rdΒ side, there would be a recipe or 2. I have still got them. I asked my sister (who is no longer with us) how she made things. I have her letters, which are very special. I am really grateful [to Diaspo] that I can bring these [family recipes] back"
Came across this super interesting article about these the preservation of family recipes: https://www.yippieonline.com/blog/diaspo
Any other similar stories of paper recipes being held onto?
Im an engineer by training and love science, tech and intellectual discourse. Miss the days of non instant communication and the moment of euphoria when you open your mail box to find non junk, non bill letters with handwritten addresses. Hope to find someone who shares a similar passion and look forward to corresponding with you
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Had a closet clean out this week, feel free to message me with any questions β€οΈ
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Hermes Mini Kelly in Epsom Leather in colour Rose Texas 0E
Source: Purchased through BST in September from Luxlux101, original buyer bought from DDmode.
Original purchase price: Β£410 plus PP fees and Β£10 Shipping.
Selling price: Β£410 inc PP fees, Β£10 shipping to the UK. Please message me for an international shipping quote
What is included: Bag, two crossbody straps, 1x37" length and 1x47" length (lady who originally purchased bought an additional longer strap as the one included was too short for her) 1x Box and two dust bags.
Condition: Brand new, original buyer bought two and sold one, and I've had it stored in the box since buying. It's such a beautiful bag I just don't think Hermes is my style.
Quality assessment: This bag is beautiful, I've compared this to the authentic link below and for me everything looks spot on, please do your own qc though. The leather is lovely, the hardware looks super expensive, and the bag is really well made with neat stitching etc. Hermes stamp also looks good.
Authenic link: HERE
Louis Vuitton Aerogram Keepall Bandouliere 40 in Black
Source: Purchased through Alisa and received last week- Huahui Factory.
Original Purchase price: Β£195 including shipping
Selling price: Β£195 including PP fees. Β£15 shipping to the UK, Please message me for an international shipping quote.
What's included: Bag, luggage tag and adjustable luggage strap and dustbag.
Condition: Brand new, never used.
Quality assessment: I've never seen the auth in person but it's a really lovely understated keepall, the leather is nice and soft and looks like it will soften up nicely, the handles are super sturdy and the stitching is neat. Everything looks comparable to the authentic, the handles on mine look like they might be slightly longer and the luggage tag embossing is a bit fairer but overall it looks good :). Please do you own qc comparison.
Authentic link: HERE
Chanel Boy WOC
Source: Purchased through a local seller named Alina when I
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
TV set-top bilingual boxes
Sunday Western Movie Theatre
Nagaharu Yodogawa (sayonara, sayonara, sayonara)
Takeshiβs Castle
Little House...
Oshin
Chuck Wheeler
Chiyonofuji, Konoshiki, Terao
Β₯500 note
Randy Bass
Bob Horner fever
Emperor Hirohitoβs βfinal daysβ (TMI) health coverage
zero consumption tax
purchasing a phone line
phone card collections
AMVIC
Aum
0-157
The Art of Japanese Management
βMiracle Economyβ
price war
Rockefeller Center/Van Goghβs βSunflowersβ
Nakasone, Reagan, Thatcher
roadside beer machines
blue aerograms
post office soroban
>0 alcohol driving tolerance
no net, no pc, no keitai, minimal English signage
Japanese intestine length
fingerprinting
Ito, Date, Nomo
Recruit scandal
pre-computer Immigration office visits
You Gotta Have Wa
Princess Di visit
beer price collusion
omnipresent smoking
US$2+/minute to call the US
Kallback
dogs 90% chained outdoors/100% barking
no JETs/ALTs
dimming headlights at intersections
All genders seemingly riding red mamachari with squeaking brakes (just behind you).
speedometer chime warning
Jean Pearce
The two Kents
salary/bonus cash envelopes
Hanshin quake
The monster with 21 faces
JAL 123
Internationalization
Christmas cake/OG
prevalent Omiai
Osamu Tezuka
Tokyo Disneyland opening Studio Ghibli formation
Hibari Misora
Issey Miyake
monochrome fashions
white/black cars 90% Grey/red 9.9%
BS-2a launch
Nikkei 38,915 DJIA <3,000
The Plaza Accord
>200Β₯/US$
Inflation
people pointing/children crying/intimate others hyperventilating
signature requests
the eternal NHK man
Kathy Morikawa
Donald Richie
Wayne Graczyk
All gaijin gathering conversations inevitably gravitated back to everyoneβs satisfaction and contentment with their lives in Japan.
(ok, that one never happened)
reddit being reddit disclaimer: these are not intended to spur commentary on the woke/non-wokenss of people/things mentioned or Japanese society as a whole, nor is it asserted that they are exclusive to only one time period. They are simply recollections from times long past that may stir a few memories and perhaps elicit a wistful smile or two from those who experienced them in context.
(Please feel free to add your own from any time period.)
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
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