6 Hilarious Phi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rino?

Ele-phi-no.

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👤︎ u/Unclebigfoote

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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So we have alpha males, beta males

why can't we have phi males?

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👤︎ u/DarkWarrior703

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.

It's a Psi Phi film.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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I started a charity to ensure everyone has proper lighting in their homes

I've always wanted to be a PhiLAMPthropist

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👤︎ u/heycarlgoodtoseeyou

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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Did you hear about the man who ate the golden ratio

He was satis-phi-ed

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👤︎ u/Cals1551

📅︎ Jan 14 2018

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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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👤︎ u/ToonaTheCat

📅︎ Nov 10 2015

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