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Hulk is always a gamma male
why can't we have phi males?
I'd have to change my name. .
HeHe
They became the Alpha Centurions.
While choosing a frozen vegetable to eat with dinner I handed my oldest a bag of peas to place in the cart. He looked at them reluctantly. I asked if they wanted to pick something different. After neither boy answered me I said, "speak now or forever hold your peas."
Both sons AND a nearby stranger gave eye rolls!
EDIT: I've never been to the front page before. Thanks for all the love fellow dad jokers!
So it took some Alpha Seltzer to help feel better
"There are samosas in the kitchen for you both"
My reply: "What're Osas?"
Her Dad's reply: "When are you leaving again?"
http://imgur.com/22YJqvO.jpg
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.
I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input
Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."
Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.
