Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Whatβs the hottest letter in the alphabet?
βBβ, because it makes oil boil.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, βCan I get U anything?β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Donβt really know Y :/ (first post here)
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldnβt even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My son told me that heβs afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What be a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whatβs the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
R, I, and the seven cβs
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︎ May 04 2019
Why does the bird alphabet have 27 letters?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Did you know the Haitian alphabet is only 25 letters long?
It's because they hate E.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?
Letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Yeah
Letter B
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B
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︎ Jun 20 2020
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
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︎ Sep 23 2018
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, βIβm having a T party.β
I chortled.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?
Everyone knows why but him.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
B because it is surrounded by A C.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What was the letter mβs reaction after finding out that m and t wouldnβt be in the alphabet together?
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︎ May 15 2020
Dad never let me learn about the 25th letter of the Alphabet.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet !
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I can never understand y.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Iβm a real social guy, Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the alphabet
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︎ Mar 30 2020
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