Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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π€︎ u/Work4Bots
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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π€︎ u/veknilero
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Whatβs the hottest letter in the alphabet?

βBβ, because it makes oil boil.

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π€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
1. There's no L!
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π€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
π︎ Dec 24 2020
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This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...

They were U-tubers.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?

Because the bartender keeps saying, βCan I get U anything?β

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π€︎ u/zjunkmale
π︎ Dec 19 2020
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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Because I want to know

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π€︎ u/thkoog
π︎ Aug 15 2020
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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/Laez
π︎ Nov 21 2020
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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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π€︎ u/kickypie
π︎ Nov 08 2020
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Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"

Friend - " Rrrrr "

Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "

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π€︎ u/Geoharp
π︎ Oct 16 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?

No? K.

(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)

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π€︎ u/Jellyful
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

Donβt really know Y :/ (first post here)

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π€︎ u/HockeyTryhard25
π︎ Jul 14 2020
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Once I was so dehydrated, I couldnβt even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.

I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.

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π€︎ u/keychainoi
π︎ Oct 05 2020
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Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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π€︎ u/AMswag123
π︎ Aug 22 2020
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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π€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
π︎ Sep 24 2020
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What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?

"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!

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π︎ Aug 20 2020
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Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..

I didnβt know y

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π€︎ u/carrpeting
π︎ Sep 23 2020
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My son told me that heβs afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet

I asked him why but he just kept screaming

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π€︎ u/wellsiv
π︎ Jun 03 2020
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What be a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?

Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.

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π€︎ u/Wormfather
π︎ Aug 06 2020
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Whatβs the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven cβs

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π€︎ u/ImStayingForNow
π︎ May 04 2019
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Why does the bird alphabet have 27 letters?

It has a spare O in it.

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π€︎ u/Bearrunner44
π︎ Jun 19 2020
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Did you know the Haitian alphabet is only 25 letters long?

It's because they hate E.

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π€︎ u/bangojuice
π︎ Jul 21 2020
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Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?

Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B

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π€︎ u/keyrover
π︎ Jun 20 2020
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

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π€︎ u/ultraguardrail
π︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are Not-Cs

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π€︎ u/keithasaurus
π︎ Sep 23 2018
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We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.

She looked at me and said, βIβm having a T party.β

I chortled.

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π€︎ u/swAnsonWannabe
π︎ Jun 26 2020
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Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?

Everyone knows why but him.

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π€︎ u/Cauterberri
π︎ Jun 06 2020
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What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?

B because it is surrounded by A C.

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π€︎ u/Sayt2005
π︎ Sep 20 2019
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What was the letter mβs reaction after finding out that m and t wouldnβt be in the alphabet together?

It felt very mt inside.

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π€︎ u/MansNotHot772
π︎ May 15 2020
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Dad never let me learn about the 25th letter of the Alphabet.

I don't know whie.

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π€︎ u/Evrant
π︎ Jan 24 2020
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If you see the second letter of the alphabet

Letter B

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π€︎ u/gilberto2005
π︎ Jan 13 2021
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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π€︎ u/Vanguard_The
π︎ Oct 19 2020
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I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know Y.

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π€︎ u/Inditorias
π︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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π€︎ u/habsfan1112
π︎ Dec 24 2019
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I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....

But I dont know Y.

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π︎ Jul 10 2020
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Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I donβt know Y.

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π€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
π︎ Jul 09 2020
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At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.

Nobody knew why.

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π€︎ u/thefisforfinance
π︎ Jul 03 2020
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In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .

Nobody knew why .

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π€︎ u/ivanshu
π︎ Jul 05 2020
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Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know Y.

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π€︎ u/The_Apefucker
π︎ Jul 11 2020
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet !

I don't know why

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π€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
π︎ Jul 19 2020
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Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

I donβt know y

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I can never understand y.

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π€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
π︎ Apr 06 2020
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Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I just donβt know why.

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π€︎ u/t3chnophile
π︎ Feb 20 2020
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

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π€︎ u/one_pun_man_
π︎ Dec 28 2019
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Iβm a real social guy, Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I donβt know Y

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π€︎ u/ElemesUK
π︎ Feb 16 2020
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I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the alphabet

I don't know why

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π€︎ u/Notenoughspac363
π︎ Mar 30 2020
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