Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
My son told me that he’s afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
What be a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
Why does the bird alphabet have 27 letters?
Did you know the Haitian alphabet is only 25 letters long?
It's because they hate E.
Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?
Letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Yeah
Letter B
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, “I’m having a T party.”
I chortled.
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?
Everyone knows why but him.
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
B because it is surrounded by A C.
What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
Dad never let me learn about the 25th letter of the Alphabet.
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
In the beginning , alphabet had only 25 letters .
Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet !
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I can never understand y.
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I’m a real social guy, I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the alphabet
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