English alphabet Puns

A list of puns related to "English alphabet"

How many letters are in the English alphabet?

Because E.T. went home.

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👤︎ u/infinit9
📅︎ May 06 2021
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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👤︎ u/Vanguard_The
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.

I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.

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👤︎ u/keychainoi
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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👤︎ u/AnotherKakkar
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?

Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B

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👤︎ u/keyrover
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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I know the English alphabet has 26 letters...

I know the English alphabet has 26 letters. When I try to recite it I can only think of 25, but I can't remember why...

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👤︎ u/dad_of_four_kids
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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Why are there only 25 alphabets in the English language during Christmas?

Because Noel...

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👤︎ u/deepkishore
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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👤︎ u/Horny-Lesbian-Hours
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Make an entire Q of these.
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👤︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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My 3 year old smiled... started to laugh, and then said "Not funny"

Going over the alphabet with my 3 year old and he asks "What's after Z?"

"What's after Z? Well, it's Now."

"Now?"

"Now I know my ABCs..."

"Not funny."

My wife groaned, and my 6 year old shook his head.

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👤︎ u/phaseMonkey
📅︎ May 05 2015
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Dadjoked my fiance

Going through the English alphabetic phonetics and she blanks on U and says U for unicorn?

Me: No. U for Uniform.

Her: Why can't U be a unicorn?

Me: Because I was born a human being babe.

Her: Rolls eyes and pulls the finger

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👤︎ u/sciazs
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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I believe there are only 25 letters in the English alphabet...

But I don’t know why

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👤︎ u/rodunk
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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