I like writing my name in cursive.

It’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I wish I had something to submit my report in cursive

But all I have is a printer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I tried to learn cursive but no one was any help

I could never get a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtHedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I write my name in cursive all the time -

It's my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The curse of the cursive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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I am not slurring. I am speaking in cursive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Don't do calligraphy when you're angry, what you write will end up being very cursive. πŸ˜‰
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NemotheChibi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How do you write swear words?

In cursive.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Using cuss words is...

speaking in cursive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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A Dungeons & Dragons Related Dad Joke...

I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".

Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."

Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."

I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.

What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:

  • A fancy handbag with the initials "SVZ" hammered into the leather... the "purse of Strahd"
  • A grave in which the Von Zarovich family nanny is buried... the "nurse of Strahd"
  • A carriage very obviously built to accommodate Strahd's coffin... the "hearse of Strahd"
  • A book full of poetry written during Strahd's younger days, before he was consumed by darkness... the "verse of Strahd"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/transplantasian
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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Swearing

sitting in a coffee shop with my girlfriend and 4 yr old daughter. kid's looking at the letters on the coffee cups

Kid: Daddy, why are the letters all smooshed together?

Gf: It's called handwriting.

Kid: What's the last letter? I don't remember it...

Gf: It's an "S". Do you know a word that starts with S?

Me: Shit.

Gf: And why, of all words, did you use "shit"?

Me: I'm speaking in cursive

Gf: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamb3ntSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Boarding pass

This happened tonight at dinner.

Wife: "mom and grandma just printed out their boarding passes"

I interrupt

Me: "what's wrong with cursive?"

Brother in law laughed. Wife a gave me a death look...felt so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBillyGoatGriff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

135 lab students over the semester. How many suckers come to me to sign off their work without having their name at the top of their sign off sheets. So.. as a Dad I have my solution:

I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

In a beautiful cursive flourish I write: YOUR NAME

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polarc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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