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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5β¦
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do you call poetry that was written by people smoking marijuana?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why are dad jokes always written down so neatly?
We have excellent punmanship!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why shouldn't puns be written down on paper?
because they would then be tearable.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Anyone read the Helping Friendly Book written by Iculus.
The moral is read-iculus.
(For all my Phans out there)
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Over quarantine Iβve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so Iβve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a song written in Saskatchewan?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What was written on the back of Mike Penceβs head?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
History has been primarily written by men
That's why it's called his story
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I'm not blind but I read a book written in Braille and couldn't stop laughing
Not sure what it said but it just felt funny
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What if βschoolβ was written without a βsβ and βhβ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I recently received a book with βdo not read until the year 2030β written on the cover
But thatβs a story for another time
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︎ May 16 2020
Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.
If itβs a success, his next one will be about Kent.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I have written a book on puffins.
Looking back, I realize paper would have been easier.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, βWhat are you going to do with it?β
He said, βLetβs cross that fridge when we get there.β
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Dad jokes aren't written...
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︎ Apr 26 2020
why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?
...he was always writing wrongs!
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︎ Apr 03 2020
It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Itβs been written before and Iβm sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off π
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︎ Mar 06 2020
They say history is written by the victors
...but they never say why every historian is named Victor
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I bought a button with "sad" written on it...
Whenever I push it, it gets depressed!
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What do you call a word that's written in reverse?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
I was driving with my son and he asked me to read what was written on one of the billboards, but...
I donβt know sign language
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︎ Dec 10 2019
A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
the word βjuulβ is written with w.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What do you call music written by sheep?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Teacher: βTrue or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.β
Student: βFalse. It was written in ink.β
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︎ Jul 04 2019
A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"
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︎ Nov 24 2019
I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircaseβ
.........It is a step by step guide
Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!
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︎ May 31 2019
I bought a book of magic tricks. Itβs badly written and none of the tricks work.
I guess the magician writer didnβt use spell check.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Why is Amazon Fanfiction so Poorly Written?
Because of all the one day shipping.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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