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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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We couldn’t have written this joke any better. /r/AskReddit/comments/kxb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENTJohn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call poetry that was written by people smoking marijuana?

High literature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Av1at0rnm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why are dad jokes always written down so neatly?

We have excellent punmanship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpulentTooth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why shouldn't puns be written down on paper?

because they would then be tearable.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...

Will Curl Up And Dye For You

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Anyone read the Helping Friendly Book written by Iculus.

The moral is read-iculus.

(For all my Phans out there)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshiGoshi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.

I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a song written in Saskatchewan?

A Saskatune!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lesmashysmash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What was written on the back of Mike Pence’s head?

Buzz, alight here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ido22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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History has been primarily written by men

That's why it's called his story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand

Let Me Think About It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh2807
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I'm not blind but I read a book written in Braille and couldn't stop laughing

Not sure what it said but it just felt funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quitofilms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What if β€œschool” was written without a β€œs” and β€œh”

That would be cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub2iAdi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I recently received a book with β€œdo not read until the year 2030” written on the cover

But that’s a story for another time

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.

If it’s a success, his next one will be about Kent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I have written a book on puffins.

Looking back, I realize paper would have been easier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, β€œWhat are you going to do with it?”

He said, β€œLet’s cross that fridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Dad jokes aren't written...

They're conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?

...he was always writing wrongs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addyiscute
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...

*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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They say history is written by the victors

...but they never say why every historian is named Victor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huxtiblejones
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I bought a button with "sad" written on it...

Whenever I push it, it gets depressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What do you call a word that's written in reverse?

Backwords

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greysandals
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluxitup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I was driving with my son and he asked me to read what was written on one of the billboards, but...

I don’t know sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeMainEvent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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the word β€œjuul” is written with w.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippinonurpussy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call music written by sheep?

Lambic pentameter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Teacher: β€œTrue or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: β€œFalse. It was written in ink.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"

By Al Dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynocation
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.

I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why is Amazon Fanfiction so Poorly Written?

Because of all the one day shipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t0biasnash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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