Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
What do you call poetry that was written by people smoking marijuana?
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
Why are dad jokes always written down so neatly?
We have excellent punmanship!
Why shouldn't puns be written down on paper?
because they would then be tearable.
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Anyone read the Helping Friendly Book written by Iculus.
The moral is read-iculus.
(For all my Phans out there)
Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
What do you call a song written in Saskatchewan?
What was written on the back of Mike Pence’s head?
History has been primarily written by men
That's why it's called his story
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
I'm not blind but I read a book written in Braille and couldn't stop laughing
Not sure what it said but it just felt funny
What if “school” was written without a “s” and “h”
I recently received a book with “do not read until the year 2030” written on the cover
But that’s a story for another time
Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.
If it’s a success, his next one will be about Kent.
I have written a book on puffins.
Looking back, I realize paper would have been easier.
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?”
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
Dad jokes aren't written...
why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?
...he was always writing wrongs!
It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁
They say history is written by the victors
...but they never say why every historian is named Victor
I bought a button with "sad" written on it...
Whenever I push it, it gets depressed!
What do you call a word that's written in reverse?
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?
I was driving with my son and he asked me to read what was written on one of the billboards, but...
I don’t know sign language
A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
the word “juul” is written with w.
What do you call music written by sheep?
Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"
I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”
.........It is a step by step guide
Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!
I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.
I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.
Why is Amazon Fanfiction so Poorly Written?
Because of all the one day shipping.
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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