Books Never Written Puns

By Al Dente

"How to Propose" by Ben D. Anee.

"Beer Brewing and You" by Al K Holyc & Bev R Aegis

Epitaphs never written:

I never thought I'd live to see this day come

Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure

She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner

Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...

Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?

Me: no

Dad: Do you know the author?

Me: how would I know the author if I haven't even heard of the book.

Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily

Me: never heard of him

Dad: I.P. Daily?

Me: no- oh

Background: my friend was telling me how she was gonna start writing a book, but she was kind of scared.

Friend: I'm kind of scared to start because I've never written a book before.

Me: Neither have I. I guess you could say, "we're on the same page."