While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
Dont spell part backwards
I heard the word “icy” is easy to spell
I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...
I don't know which one is witch ?
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
How do you spell racecar backwards?
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."
"Which instructions?"
"Yeah, they're the ones."
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
See, we can spell Australian
How does Bono spell Color..?
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
How do you spell Panda?
In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.
Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any R’s
It really doesn’t matter if you can’t spell Armageddon
It isn’t the end of the world
How do aliens spell words?
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"
Dad: "No, you did great!"
Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
What do you get when you spell “coronavirus” backwards?
If you’re trying to spell the name “Ron,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G
You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."
Teacher: “Johnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: “W...E...V...V...A” ...
Teacher: “Well that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”
You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter “R”.
Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
You can spell water as "hijklmno"
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"
So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'
It's not the end of the world
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
To spell "panda" all you need is..
Don’t spell the word part backwards.
People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell
Come to think of it, I see why
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