While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it!?"
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How do you spell water?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Dont spell part backwards
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I heard the word βicyβ is easy to spell
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...
I don't know which one is witch ?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you spell racecar backwards?
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."
"Which instructions?"
"Yeah, they're the ones."
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
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Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
See, we can spell Australian
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︎ Jun 07 2020
How does Bono spell Color..?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
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How do you spell Panda?
In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any Rβs
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︎ May 02 2020
It really doesnβt matter if you canβt spell Armageddon
It isnβt the end of the world
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︎ Jul 22 2020
How do aliens spell words?
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︎ May 06 2020
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"
Dad: "No, you did great!"
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︎ May 05 2020
Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do you get when you spell βcoronavirusβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."
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︎ May 22 2020
Teacher: βJohnny, can you spell weather?β Johnny: βW...E...V...V...Aβ ...
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
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︎ May 22 2020
You canβt spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter βRβ.
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︎ May 04 2020
Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
You can spell water as "hijklmno"
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︎ Sep 01 2020
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it?"
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︎ Jun 28 2020
So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'
It's not the end of the world
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︎ Jul 01 2020
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 30 2019
To spell "panda" all you need is..
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Donβt spell the word part backwards.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell
Come to think of it, I see why
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