While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How do you spell water?

HIJKLMNO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_kabanuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?

"Abracadaver!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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So what if I can't spell armageddon?

It's not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EddieGrant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.

When I think about it, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Dont spell part backwards

Its a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I heard the word β€œicy” is easy to spell

Looking at it I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.

I'm at a loss for wards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".

He just knows it has no L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...

I don't know which one is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?

A vege-smite sand witch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How do you spell racecar backwards?

R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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"Dad, how do you cast spells?"

"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaffGaff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....

......Absolutely Nothing!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"

After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"

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Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyNinja333
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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See, we can spell Australian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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How does Bono spell Color..?

..With Or Without u.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"

A teacher tackled him after the first G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:

Hello Hairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do you spell Panda?

In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarelessBeginning
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any R’s

T H A T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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It really doesn’t matter if you can’t spell Armageddon

It isn’t the end of the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazcn24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How do aliens spell words?

They use the ALFabet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.

Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"

Dad: "No, you did great!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamrod0
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you get when you spell β€œcoronavirus” backwards?

A headache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druebird86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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If you’re trying to spell the name β€œRon,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then it’s wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."

T-o-d-a-y

Boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adz1179
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter β€œR”.

There would be No_way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouieNet
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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You can spell water as "hijklmno"

It's H to O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterFubar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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So what if I can't spell armageddon?

It's not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'

It's not the end of the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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To spell "panda" all you need is..

.. p and a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Don’t spell the word part backwards.

It’s a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiixxkxksksks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell

Come to think of it, I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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