Penmanship Puns

A list of puns related to "Penmanship"

I’m known for two things— being single, and having terrible penmanship.

I’m the most illegible bachelor in town.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a pig's penmanship?

Hamwriting

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👤︎ u/gnawlej_sot
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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My wife and I were making nachos, and she told me she was gonna start grating the cheese.

I asked her if penmanship counts.

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👤︎ u/euratowel
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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My wife doesn't even hear my jokes anymore...

Not a dad yet, but:

I've been working on fixing my god-awful penmanship lately, so I'll spend quite a long time writing the alphabet, transcribing tv show lines, or just page after page of single letters.

The other night, I had about half a page of capital B's done. My wife looks at it and asks what I'm doing. I reply, "Oh, just writing a letter."

She pretended she didn't hear it and just carried on with what she was doing. :(

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👤︎ u/rootyb
📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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I’m known for two things: for never being married, and having terrible penmanship.

I’m the most illegible bachelor in town.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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