One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...

The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoahTheProtozoa
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Lettuce deport them all!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/QuellinIt
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I once tried to drink Canada Dry

Then they deported me

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One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.

We donโ€™t have Oleg to stand on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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I told my Mexican friend that he's getting deported...

You should have seen Hispanic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spumfz
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What do you do with a sick bird?

Deport it, because it's an ill eagle.

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Anarchy in UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง v.redd.it/vmfmik0sekc41
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/travischapmanart
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Donald Trump wants to deport all of our shredded cheese

So he can make America grate again

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My wife told me that I had to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.

I have got some news for her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaรฑol (Perdรณn por errores gramaticales)

Quรฉ comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciรณn? Libre!

Quรฉ es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digรกis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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