Manner Puns

A list of puns related to "Manner"

Obi-Wan is tired of teaching Luke dinner table manners

Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere

Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke

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👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Which prehistoric reptile had the best manners?

The Please-iosaur.

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👤︎ u/gigadanman
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Three guys: Shutup, Manners and Poop are speeding down a road

They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks “What’s your name?” “Shutup” “Excuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies “Out on the road scraping up Poop!”

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👤︎ u/BirdieA
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?

Rudeolph.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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It's good to have bed manners
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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What comes before thunder and knows its manners?

A polightning

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👤︎ u/kaze_no_saga
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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There were 3 guys, Shutup, Manners, and Crap.

They were walking across the road one day and Crap fell down, so Shutup went to get help. He comes across a policeman and he asks Shutup, "What's your name?"

He replies, "Shutup".

The policeman :"Hey, where are you manners?!"

Shutup says, "Outside on the road picking up crap"

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👤︎ u/DillBourne
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Foal manners
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👤︎ u/HemperorSean
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Don't expect good manners from a rude Frenchman.

They show no merci.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was teaching my daughter manners and telling her why it's impolite to fart next to people when I realized

I was giving her a toot-orial

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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What do you call a monster with great manners?

Thankenstien...

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👤︎ u/honeyruinmusic
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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What did the Vulcan manner’s teacher say to his students?

Live long and proper.

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👤︎ u/thebluebox3
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do you call an elongated fish with excellent manners?

...Genteel.

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👤︎ u/LogiWan
📅︎ Jul 22 2016
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Dad calls me up and tells me, "On this October 21, 2015, I see most of the people with bad manners are gone ...

... we're Back to the Few Churls."

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👤︎ u/jlking3
📅︎ Oct 21 2015
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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