I thought you guys might like this. I complete list of "Poke her? I barely know her!" style puns I made arthur-johnston.com/stati…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johannesOverdose
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What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?

Pair-o' Ds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What’s a radical leftist’s favorite style of font?

Sans Sheriff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trommy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...

Solo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postymcpostface21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?

Dogstyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afilipinoweeb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?

A Perry Comover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)

Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filipinochewy97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?

Tofu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Where did Harry Styles go to school?

Watermelon Sugar High

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What kind of hair style does a bee get?

A buzz cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I hired the Rolling Stone dercorators to style my room. They did a terrible job.

They just painted it black. I couldn't get no satisfaction with it.

My vision was light blue walls but I guess I always can't get what I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I got a new style of haircut recently,

after debating whether or not to keep it, I realised that my hair was growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byzantinopher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?

Mutton chops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wodaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style

I'm dreading it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Big wheelie style
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarealist1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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New Style of Burgular

Q: Why did the burglar take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway

Boom Boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostatsea12a
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What's a sheep's favorite art style?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisDumbledore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Doggie style is a position

I can get behind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artiquecircle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Tinder style
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Punning with style
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddStar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anniemay_13
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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The way I see it, if you're going to make a pun, why not do it with some style?

https://preview.redd.it/c7zshy8qj7i21.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=6804378ed9c03928cb67594e38ff3a457089f4ac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damonridesbikes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Do you think 70's dance moves will ever come back into style?

Well...I know The Sprinkler will always come back around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegoodsock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.

I guess you could call it my minstrel period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BingSerious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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NWAR - A pun-filled "Airplane!"-style detective series youtube.com/watch?v=DCc86…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmarkowitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.

I think I’ll call it Pain D’Express.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipodomys_man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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A barber just told me I should go for a business in the front, party in the back style....

.....I told him I'd mullet over....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.

Such font memories...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I said to my wife, 'Our daughters have said if I style their hair they'll buy me a metal bracelet.'

'Platinum?' she asked.

I said, 'No, only straightening.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Scientists claim to have perfected a "Harry Potter" style invisibility cloak.

But the results have yet to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Why aren’t there Vegas-style casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.

I think I might put a platinum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.

I call it SoCal commentary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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Dad Joke. Cyanide and Happiness style imgur.com/7qbcB2M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajl_mo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Potter Style
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I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.

I'm feeling tempura-mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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Coming out of the closet, dad joke style.

Found this one on r/comics, and thought dadjokes would appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EatATaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Why can't Trump style his hair anymore?

Because he got rid of his Comey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luv2lrn
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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An angel left the side of an old-style typeface.

Now it's sans-seraph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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