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What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Whatβs a radical leftistβs favorite style of font?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)
Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Whatβs a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Where did Harry Styles go to school?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
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︎ May 02 2020
I hired the Rolling Stone dercorators to style my room. They did a terrible job.
They just painted it black. I couldn't get no satisfaction with it.
My vision was light blue walls but I guess I always can't get what I want.
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︎ May 28 2020
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
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︎ May 25 2020
I got a new style of haircut recently,
after debating whether or not to keep it, I realised that my hair was growing on me.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Big wheelie style
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
New Style of Burgular
Q: Why did the burglar take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Boom Boom
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Doggie style is a position
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Tinder style
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Punning with style
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Iβm currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
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︎ May 16 2019
The way I see it, if you're going to make a pun, why not do it with some style?
https://preview.redd.it/c7zshy8qj7i21.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=6804378ed9c03928cb67594e38ff3a457089f4ac
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Do you think 70's dance moves will ever come back into style?
Well...I know The Sprinkler will always come back around.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.
I think Iβll call it Pain DβExpress.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
A barber just told me I should go for a business in the front, party in the back style....
.....I told him I'd mullet over....
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︎ Sep 05 2017
I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I said to my wife, 'Our daughters have said if I style their hair they'll buy me a metal bracelet.'
'Platinum?' she asked.
I said, 'No, only straightening.'
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Scientists claim to have perfected a "Harry Potter" style invisibility cloak.
But the results have yet to be seen.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Why arenβt there Vegas-style casinos in Africa?
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︎ Dec 10 2017
I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.
I think I might put a platinum.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.
I call it SoCal commentary.
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︎ Jun 02 2017
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︎ Sep 24 2013
Potter Style
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︎ Apr 10 2013
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
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︎ Jul 10 2015
Coming out of the closet, dad joke style.
Found this one on r/comics, and thought dadjokes would appreciate it.
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︎ Dec 05 2013
Why can't Trump style his hair anymore?
Because he got rid of his Comey!
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︎ May 19 2017
An angel left the side of an old-style typeface.
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︎ Mar 25 2016
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