I thought you guys might like this. I complete list of "Poke her? I barely know her!" style puns I made
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My wife and I went to a local brewery last night. Said brewery has quite a few IPA style beers.
As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats."
I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits."
HUH?
Because of all the hops they use!
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
How can you be sure you want to buy a particular style of stool?
My style of painting is rather curious
so I asked the model to pose me a question.
What’s a radical leftist’s favorite style of font?
Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...
What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)
Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
Where did Harry Styles go to school?
What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?
Harry Styles doesn't fit in OneDirection.
Cause his Hairy Styles are in AllDirections.
I hired the Rolling Stone dercorators to style my room. They did a terrible job.
They just painted it black. I couldn't get no satisfaction with it.
My vision was light blue walls but I guess I always can't get what I want.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
I got a new style of haircut recently,
after debating whether or not to keep it, I realised that my hair was growing on me.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
New Style of Burgular
Q: Why did the burglar take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Boom Boom
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Doggie style is a position
The way I see it, if you're going to make a pun, why not do it with some style?
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I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
Do you think 70's dance moves will ever come back into style?
Well...I know The Sprinkler will always come back around.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
A barber just told me I should go for a business in the front, party in the back style....
.....I told him I'd mullet over....
I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.
I think I’ll call it Pain D’Express.
I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.
I said to my wife, 'Our daughters have said if I style their hair they'll buy me a metal bracelet.'
'Platinum?' she asked.
I said, 'No, only straightening.'
Scientists claim to have perfected a "Harry Potter" style invisibility cloak.
But the results have yet to be seen.
Why aren’t there Vegas-style casinos in Africa?
I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.
I think I might put a platinum.
A lot of the material in my act pokes fun at the life style of people who live in los-angeles.
I call it SoCal commentary.
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
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