Some might call it the Circle of Laugh.
Especially in the Deep South.
it's NESessary
They work on any levels:)
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Hyuck-lberry Finn
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.
Sean Connery says βOnly if I get to be Mozartβ
Stallone says βThen Iβll be Beethoven β
Arnold says βIβll be Bachβ
I had a cold and my dad asked if my nose was running.
I said yes.
He said, You had better catch it then
I love my dad
they think outside of the Bachs
What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning
A cereal killer
(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)
Hi, cheating on you, I'm Dad!
About 1000 years
Itβs impossible to put down
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
Passenger: Which bus are you?
Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.
He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didnβt fare very well.
I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.
Carry On My Wayward Sum
