Classical Composer Puns

A list of puns related to "Classical Composer"

A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/MsMash29
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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👤︎ u/CleverName50
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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👤︎ u/BlkWhtOrOther
📅︎ May 07 2020
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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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👤︎ u/bigwomby
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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👤︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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👤︎ u/SakaaranSoldier
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...

I suspect he might be Haydn

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👤︎ u/Chemistry_Jeppie
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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👤︎ u/theDwarfed
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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