My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
What do classical musicians like to read in bed?
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?
Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?
What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?
Colonel Sanders started playing classical guitar.
It's finger pickin' good.
Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?
I can't think of my favorite classical composer
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...
But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
Saw this on classical art memes
Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
I want to open a piano bar for classical music
And call it "Go for Baroque"
I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.
He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.
What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?
What does a classical composer cook in?
I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...
I suspect he might be Haydn
Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?
They're really into Chopin.
What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?
I'm training mice to perform classical music
You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets?
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I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What does the chicken who likes classical music says?
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