What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?

Reebok (re-Bach)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koany2012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What's the definition of Baroque?

When you run out of Monet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Baroque Obama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidTuba22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I would go Bach to the store so much, I would go baroque from spending so much.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Baroque Obama imgur.com/ymMCVEW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ittzy-bittzy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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How do you hold a Baroque flute?

You Handel it carefully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux_Phish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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People in the 17th century were so baroque...

there was constant luting in the streets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.

Texan Pan-Handel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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What do you call an assassin from the Baroque period?

A Bachstabber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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So I was listening to baroque music...

And thought, "wouldn't it be great if there were, like, positive spoofs of things instead of just porn spoofs of things?

...Baroque Back Mountain!"

I may be a girl, but I'm going to be a great dad someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justice_Breyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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We were learning about musicians during the Baroque era when someone stopped the class to ask...

"Sir, I can't really get a Handel on all of this, can we go Bach a bit?" I laughed, teacher rolled his eyes and kept talking as if it was never asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apauled
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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What do you call a rich European architect who goes bankrupt?

Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What kind of music do poor people play?

Baroque!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloudyutopia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a poor classical pianist?

Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...

It’s called β€œ2 Baroque Girls”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,

along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.

Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaEd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?

Because it Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monster_NotWar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why couldn't Handel lend $5 to Beethoven?

Because he was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudquake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...

They were all Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs

Unfortunately, I baroque it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did Vivaldi hate chickens so much?

When you ask them who their favorite baroque composer is, they always say Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?

Everyone was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Aho_Rascal_U
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What did Bach say when he snapped a piano string?

"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johna328
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I had a job repairing 17th century violins...

I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?

Because he was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peted1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?

I heard he went Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almondjoyeee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Wife: Let's go antiquing,

I feel Victorian.

Husband: No let's not, I feel baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/14to0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call a wall of music?

A Baroqucade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xpyto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.

It left me baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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I loved to play music on my violin

That was before it baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-ymon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a musician without money?

Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamreallybad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Why did Bach file for bankruptcy?

He was baroque

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Why did Bach have no money?

He was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xberry
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I'm going to be a Renaissance man ...

... or go Baroque trying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ifeelfantastic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What era is a musician in when he has no money?

Baroque

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