A string quartet baroque into chamber music.
It was a violin insurrection.
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Both my wallet and my mind are baroque
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Whatβs a baroque musicians favorite notorious big song ?
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What do you call a Baroque style rapper
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What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?
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What's the definition of Baroque?
When you run out of Monet
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I was humming some Bach today when I was with my friend.
They said theyβve heard me sing that piece lots of times already and that I was starting to sound like a baroquen record.
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Baroque Obama
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Did you know Vivaldi and Bach failed to start their own band?
The couldnβt get a Handel on it.
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Why does Beethoven hate chickens so much?
Whenever he asks them who the greatest composer of all time is, they all say Bach.
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I love art
but Iβm too baroque to buy any.
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︎ Nov 12 2021
You sounded horrible on the harpsichordβ¦
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I would go Bach to the store so much, I would go baroque from spending so much.
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What did Rembrandt say to the patron who wanted him to change his famous painting The Night Watch?
If it ainβt Baroque donβt fix it
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︎ Oct 16 2021
Why couldn't you borrow money from Johann Sebastian Bach?
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How do you hold a Baroque flute?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
People in the 17th century were so baroque...
there was constant luting in the streets
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︎ Jun 17 2019
German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.
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So I was listening to baroque music...
And thought, "wouldn't it be great if there were, like, positive spoofs of things instead of just porn spoofs of things?
...Baroque Back Mountain!"
I may be a girl, but I'm going to be a great dad someday.
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What do you call an assassin from the Baroque period?
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I canβt afford Bach and Handel concerts this week.
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We were learning about musicians during the Baroque era when someone stopped the class to ask...
"Sir, I can't really get a Handel on all of this, can we go Bach a bit?" I laughed, teacher rolled his eyes and kept talking as if it was never asked.
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What happened when Johann Sebastian Bach dropped his violin?
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What kind of music do poor people play?
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More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
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Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
Itβs called β2 Baroque Girlsβ.
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What do you call a rich European architect who goes bankrupt?
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What do you call a poor classical pianist?
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Why couldn't Handel lend $5 to Beethoven?
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Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?
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I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ainβt baroque, donβt fix it.
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What did Bach say when he snapped a piano string?
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?
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I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs
Unfortunately, I baroque it.
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Why did Vivaldi hate chickens so much?
When you ask them who their favorite baroque composer is, they always say Bach.
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I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
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Why did the economy suffer after the Renaissance?
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...
But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.
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Why did Bach have no money?
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