German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.

Texan Pan-Handel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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So I was listening to baroque music...

And thought, "wouldn't it be great if there were, like, positive spoofs of things instead of just porn spoofs of things?

...Baroque Back Mountain!"

I may be a girl, but I'm going to be a great dad someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justice_Breyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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Dad joke in music class.

It was music theory day and we were identifying the period of music of a piece by ear when my teacher said, "If it isn't Baroque..." and I yelled "Don't fix it!" Groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaitingForATrain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Dadjoked in Diablo

I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy of mine. I picked up a piece of vendor trash called "Baroque Grand Flail". I said "I thought Baroque was a type of music?" - my buddy said "Well if it's Baroque you might as well fix it". I could almost hear my Barbarian groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rikeus
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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