Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
They replied, "sili-cone"
No but toucan.
(Credit: Twitter)
Mozzarella.
Put a little boogie in it!
You put a little boogie in it!
(Heard it from my 7 year old daughter)
Cheek to cheek.
It's mallet.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
When you're waiting for your hip op
When the beet drops.
It was sick.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
A dabby long legs
Because they have two left feet
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
The Jitterbug
It had no body to dance with
He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.
that's ok i'm getting buried at sea
He had noβbodyβ to dance with
You put a little boogie in it.
(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she canβt stop laughing.)
His Ghoulfriend.
Bawk nβ Roll
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. HeΒ decides to buy flowers, so he goesΒ to the flower shop. The flower shopΒ has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilΒ he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girlΒ and they go to the dance. There is a long lineΒ into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally,Β they get into the dance, and the guy offersΒ to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,Β so he goes to the drink table, and there isΒ no punch line.
That'll keep you on your toes
Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...
I call it βBailamostβ.
You put a little boogie in it
You put a little boogie in it.
You put a little boogie in it...
How do you make a Kleenex dance?.......... Put some boogie in it!
Put a lil' boogie in it
"You put a little boogie in it."
Put a boogie in it;)
You put a little boogie in it
Put a little boogie in it.
Put a lil boogie in it
Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud
