Why do infant sharks love to dance

Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
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I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.

They replied, "sili-cone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
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Can three birds dance?

No but toucan.

(Credit: Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
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I can't dance too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
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What do you call a maid who goes to a fancy dance in a meatball?

Mozzarella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossfox667
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
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How do you make a tissue paper dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

(Heard it from my 7 year old daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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How do nudists dance?

Cheek to cheek.

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What do cows dance to?

Moosic! πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepjunke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Did I ever tell you the hammer in my garage knows a dance?

It's mallet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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When is the one time you can't dance to hip hop?

When you're waiting for your hip op

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpie65
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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When does a farmer dance?

When the beet drops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I went to a dance club with the Flu....

It was sick.

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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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What do you call a spider with outdated dance moves?

A dabby long legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akewlname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?

Because they have two left feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What dance do epileptics do?

The Jitterbug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoyocrazybones99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?

It had no body to dance with

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I tried to teach my dog to dance today...

He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die

that's ok i'm getting buried at sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrEpididymis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no”body” to dance with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/URLcrazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiffanyOddish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?

His Ghoulfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If it's safety dance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What music genre do chickens like to dance to?

Bawk n’ Roll

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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.

She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. HeΒ decides to buy flowers, so he goesΒ to the flower shop. The flower shopΒ has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilΒ he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girlΒ and they go to the dance. There is a long lineΒ into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally,Β they get into the dance, and the guy offersΒ to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,Β so he goes to the drink table, and there isΒ no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Learning to Ballet dance

That'll keep you on your toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazer_mn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.

I call it β€œBailamost”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How do you make a napkin dance??

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_bookLiT_x
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTheHairyPalmx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?

You put a little boogie in it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?.........

How do you make a Kleenex dance?.......... Put some boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Salamander7965
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeeperson111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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"How do you make a tissue dance?

"You put a little boogie in it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skatergurl1996
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make a hankerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycroftGalt187
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeJayURock4180
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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