Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?

Because they have two left feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
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When does a farmer dance?

When the beet drops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I tried to teach my dog to dance today...

He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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"How do you make a tissue dance?

"You put a little boogie in it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiffanyOddish
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no”body” to dance with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/URLcrazy
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Why did the butterfly skip the school dance?

They heard it was a moth ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evihder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?

His Ghoulfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you make a hankerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycroftGalt187
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What music genre do chickens like to dance to?

Bawk n’ Roll

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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeJayURock4180
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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If it's safety dance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.

I call it β€œBailamost”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Learning to Ballet dance

That'll keep you on your toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.

She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. HeΒ decides to buy flowers, so he goesΒ to the flower shop. The flower shopΒ has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilΒ he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girlΒ and they go to the dance. There is a long lineΒ into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally,Β they get into the dance, and the guy offersΒ to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,Β so he goes to the drink table, and there isΒ no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why are highschool dances such a joke?

The punchline is too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhockert23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazer_mn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?

The Macaroon-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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If you dance with someone who's 6 feet away, you can call it Social disDancing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What is a person who dances nimbly in the phalanx? A Hoplite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krmjn
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Passing the time in quarantine teaching the cat to dance...

Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacky-o-hare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What was the hit dance of 1776?

Indepen-dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwisniews21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What is a cows dance steps called?

Moooooves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nowack_hs
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skatergurl1996
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeadowTate108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigE7869
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimyboomerang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgydonut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEJAFog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azeedx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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