Why do infant sharks love to dance

Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/braxistExtremist
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I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.

They replied, "sili-cone"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
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Can three birds dance?

No but toucan.

(Credit: Twitter)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
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I can't dance too
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Un_FaZed211
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What do you call a maid who goes to a fancy dance in a meatball?

Mozzarella.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crossfox667
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YT_JRGRAND
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How do you make a tissue paper dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

(Heard it from my 7 year old daughter)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
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How do nudists dance?

Cheek to cheek.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
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What do cows dance to?

Moosic! πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeepjunke
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Did I ever tell you the hammer in my garage knows a dance?

It's mallet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StretchSmiley
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As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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When is the one time you can't dance to hip hop?

When you're waiting for your hip op

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sharpie65
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When does a farmer dance?

When the beet drops.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCraay
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I went to a dance club with the Flu....

It was sick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommunistPenguin71
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES
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What do you call a spider with outdated dance moves?

A dabby long legs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akewlname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?

Because they have two left feet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolfyfancylads
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What dance do epileptics do?

The Jitterbug

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yoyocrazybones99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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Why couldn’t the skeleton dance?

It had no body to dance with

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
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I tried to teach my dog to dance today...

He's hopeless. He's got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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wife says she's going to dance on my grave when i die

that's ok i'm getting buried at sea

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEpididymis
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no”body” to dance with

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/URLcrazy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TiffanyOddish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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Who did Fankenstein take to the dance?

His Ghoulfriend.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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If it's safety dance!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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What music genre do chickens like to dance to?

Bawk n’ Roll

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KatesGivawayAccount
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.

She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LucianoMercuri__
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Learning to Ballet dance

That'll keep you on your toes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/megad1rt
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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wazer_mn
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I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.

I call it β€œBailamost”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
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How do you make a napkin dance??

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/x_bookLiT_x
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xTheHairyPalmx
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?

You put a little boogie in it...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altar-83
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?.........

How do you make a Kleenex dance?.......... Put some boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Salamander7965
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peepeeperson111
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"How do you make a tissue dance?

"You put a little boogie in it."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/longestyeahboiiyet
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skatergurl1996
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How do you make a hankerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MycroftGalt187
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LikeJayURock4180
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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