Happy Ballet Day!

It's 2/2. Plie have a good one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAS_POSTMASTER
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A lot of people don’t believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...

... but it’s true.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My 7-year old son constantly insists that I use my ballet skills around the house...

He really keeps me on my toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Learning to Ballet dance

That'll keep you on your toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why was the cow banned from ballet class?

It kept practicing its Dairy Air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pritchyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I graduated from ballet university

I got 2:2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I watched a video showing the highlights of cattle doing ballet, two things I love.

It was the best of bull twirls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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So, i studied ballet at uni

I ended up with a very good 2:2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bredstikz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a chicken dancing ballet?

Poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...

They were two toucans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brendan_Ly
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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The inventor of the ballet skirt was having trouble finding a name for it...

But then he put tu and tu together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowmansni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Went to a ballet performance with my wife...

The choreography was on point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knocNload
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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So my plumber is doing this Christmas-time ballet....

He's calling it the Buttcracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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A critically-acclaimed and culturally significant Chinese ballet/film about pressure cooking a small member of the family Myctophidae?

Braise the Red Lanternfish

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2013
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Ballerinas do ballet but what do you call an NBA player who does ballet?

A baller-in-a leotard.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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