3 Hilarious Ballet Dancer Puns

Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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👤︎ u/Pritchyy

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 16 2018

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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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