Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a parking spot. There was a black and white car ahead of us.

Wife: It's a cow car!

Me: It's a moooo-tor vehicle!

Wife: polite chuckle

Me: It's udderly fun to drive!

Wife: ...

Me: It has a cattle-lytic converter.

Wife: You can stop any time.

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