Hooves Puns

A list of puns related to "Hooves"

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/aovl93
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lack toes :)

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👤︎ u/WeareStarstuff7
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lack toes

I’m sorry

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👤︎ u/Sam_The_Doggo69
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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👤︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Cows have hooves i.reddituploads.com/24929…
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👤︎ u/layover_guy
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

Side Note: Some of you will get this joke, others are just intolerant.

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👤︎ u/JackMcCracken
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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What do you call a horse with cheese stuck in his hooves?

Mascarpony

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👤︎ u/DannyGere
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/fistfullofmayo
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/roke619
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/donoes
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose

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👤︎ u/TheDarthSphincter
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/WhisperingThunder123
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/TI86
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/notonweed
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/Dadushka008
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/timmy6169
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/wolfalberto
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why does cows have hooves?

Because they're lack toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/mynickname86
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why do cows have hooves ?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/AwesomeW2017
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/randomredditor512
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/reedchristopher45
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose......

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👤︎ u/Tristanator5100
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lack toes.

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👤︎ u/throwaway00010209
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/weiderman316
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lack toes.

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👤︎ u/dislexyc_frog
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/ZeydaanTheDragon
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/camilodmoreno
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/CryptoKyle15
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Know why cows have hooves and not feet ?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/nasta2
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/foxxbott
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Shab
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they Lactose

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👤︎ u/dose172
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/EddZachary
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/Ian057
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose.

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👤︎ u/Trickassfoo
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/fifajpb
📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because the lactose

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👤︎ u/heinzbeanzzz
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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👤︎ u/Hselmak
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/kartik-rao
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Cows have hooves, not feet, because they lactose
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👤︎ u/Unevencube
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Cause they lactose.

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👤︎ u/DanTheCan42
📅︎ Apr 28 2018
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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👤︎ u/TheThurmanator
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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👤︎ u/whiplash1911
📅︎ Jan 22 2017
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