A friend of mine auditioned for The Sopranos...

Unfortunately, she was an alto and didn't make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Where do sopranos go sailing?

The high C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burger_k1ng
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why do pirates always sing soprano?

They are good on the high seas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverwing6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?

The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I was going to make a Sopranos joke...

But then I said, "FUHGEDDABOUDIT".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomTankin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Who is Tony Soprano’s favorite wizard?

Gandalfini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorytilidie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to sing soprano?

He loves to hit the high seas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Got a good kick out of this in the Sopranos

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college. Kevin Bompensiero: No, business. Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bia
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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Tony Soprano makes a dad joke

Tony: So your father tells me you’re taking up astronomy in college?

Kevin: No, business.

Tony: Well how come he (points to father) keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/any_major_dude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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Heard a dad joke on The Sopranos

Dad: I heard you're studying astronomy in college? Kid: No, I'm studying business... Dad: Then how come I heard you've been takin up space in school?

Tony Soprano everybody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illwill3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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Reminder to Vocalists...

Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.

Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.

And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_gorawr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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text conversation with my dad after I fell and bruised my tailbone

Dad: "Hey, how's your rash?" Tony Soprano.

Me: What?

Dad: Get it? "Your-ash"

Dad: As in "your a--"

Me: Yeah I got it. Ha ha. Still hurts.

Dad: Should've fallen on your head

Me: I'll remember that next time.

Dad: No you wont

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nd-nd-a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Dropped this one a week ago. I don't even have a girlfriend.

At a rehearsal for my choir, the director made some last minute changes to the standing arrangements. For a couple songs, we wouldn't be standing in the usual Soprano Alto Tenor Bass formation, but we'd we standing in a way that we were surrounded by people of different sections. As you can imagine, shifting around 4 rows of risers is a bit hectic, so I asked my friend where exactly I had to go.

He told me, "As long as you're mixed, it's okay."

A wave of dark intentions washed over my brain.

I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "But I'm Chinese".

It took him a full two seconds to register what I just said.

What in the actual fuck is happening to me right now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcat22able
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs

"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souwant2bcliche
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Finally got a laugh out of girlfriend

She was telling she had to hang back after her tap class because "they needed a soprano for singing ensemble".

I said, "Why didn't they give Tony a call?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckstig
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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My Dad was in a choir

So my dad was in a choir a long time ago and the sopranos were having trouble hitting a high a in one of the songs they were doing

The director says "alright i think we'll take a break and get back to that part"

Without a beat my dad responds "i guess that would be a Hiatus"

He still tells the story of the time he told the joke like 10 years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcBoober57
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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