Why do pirates always sing soprano?

They are good on the high seas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverwing6
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Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?

The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I was going to make a Sopranos joke...

But then I said, "FUHGEDDABOUDIT".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomTankin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Who is Tony Soprano’s favorite wizard?

Gandalfini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorytilidie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Did you hear about the pirate who wanted to sing soprano?

He loves to hit the high seas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Got a good kick out of this in the Sopranos

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college. Kevin Bompensiero: No, business. Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bia
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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Tony Soprano makes a dad joke

Tony: So your father tells me you’re taking up astronomy in college?

Kevin: No, business.

Tony: Well how come he (points to father) keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/any_major_dude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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Heard a dad joke on The Sopranos

Dad: I heard you're studying astronomy in college? Kid: No, I'm studying business... Dad: Then how come I heard you've been takin up space in school?

Tony Soprano everybody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illwill3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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I hope this doesn't fall β™­

So a C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's un

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Reminder to Vocalists...

Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.

Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.

And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_gorawr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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text conversation with my dad after I fell and bruised my tailbone

Dad: "Hey, how's your rash?" Tony Soprano.

Me: What?

Dad: Get it? "Your-ash"

Dad: As in "your a--"

Me: Yeah I got it. Ha ha. Still hurts.

Dad: Should've fallen on your head

Me: I'll remember that next time.

Dad: No you wont

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nd-nd-a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Dropped this one a week ago. I don't even have a girlfriend.

At a rehearsal for my choir, the director made some last minute changes to the standing arrangements. For a couple songs, we wouldn't be standing in the usual Soprano Alto Tenor Bass formation, but we'd we standing in a way that we were surrounded by people of different sections. As you can imagine, shifting around 4 rows of risers is a bit hectic, so I asked my friend where exactly I had to go.

He told me, "As long as you're mixed, it's okay."

A wave of dark intentions washed over my brain.

I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "But I'm Chinese".

It took him a full two seconds to register what I just said.

What in the actual fuck is happening to me right now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcat22able
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs

"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souwant2bcliche
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Finally got a laugh out of girlfriend

She was telling she had to hang back after her tap class because "they needed a soprano for singing ensemble".

I said, "Why didn't they give Tony a call?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckstig
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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My Dad was in a choir

So my dad was in a choir a long time ago and the sopranos were having trouble hitting a high a in one of the songs they were doing

The director says "alright i think we'll take a break and get back to that part"

Without a beat my dad responds "i guess that would be a Hiatus"

He still tells the story of the time he told the joke like 10 years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcBoober57
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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