My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing β€œI’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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How do singing groups get new members?

They a-choir them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What's the best compliment you can give to singing mountains?

Wow, that's quite a range!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandyB1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My wife begged me to stop singing Wonderwall to her.

I said maybe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My Wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeManDude__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...

I think I've got the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzikPhreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesusSaves002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie

I try, I try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing β€œDon’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it was just a chive talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...

But it was just the chives talkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.

A regular bard-ershop quartet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeesmurf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I’m in a band and we’re making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing

It’s going to be an instru-mental album

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJack12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xynnax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"

I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtHedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s β€œIronic” and change it to β€œProbiotic”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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So my wife and I were singing the song β€œThe farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks β€œWhat’s a dell?”

To which I responded: a British pop singer

Then came the eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougtheinfonut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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How to stop a cringey youtuber from singing?

Antialiasing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alanotics2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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They're singing off key
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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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12 year old daughter singing her revised version of β€œCreep” by Radiohead...

β€œI’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cahalenta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My wife told me to stop singing β€œI’m a believer” because it’s annoying. At first I thought she was kidding...

But then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her

I said maybe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/On_Cap_No_God
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.

I think I have croonervirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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what do you call singing computer

a dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sorullo88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My sister asked me to stop singing β€œWonderwall”

I said maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?

A soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mm401
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessConsuela_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her

I said maybe.......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donkey_Dealer08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife asked me to stop singing β€œWonderwall” to her.

I said maybe-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.

At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiriboy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFlammkuchen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My friend told me to stop singing I’m a believer and I thought she was joking

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghastbuster95
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing β€œI'm a Believer”..

Then I saw her face...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

Then I saw her face...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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