Everything is treble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Whoever did this is in big treble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepinonthenet13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Nothing but Treble...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/achillea666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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You’re in big treble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightleirabyss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Nothing but treble..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My dad tried to sing yesterday.

He had a bit of treble with the high notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What happened when the guitars got in a fight?

They got in treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes

... Staccato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

Me: That’s ....sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Im near sighted and tone deaf

I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor, That boy is nothing but treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Stop you're under a rest!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah_amerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebitlifelover
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukelele_pancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I finally dropped the bass.

The other fisherman weren't too happy about it though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said β€œIs that a fret”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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They see me rollin, they Hayden.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I don't let my son watch any music documentaries, he's not old enough

There's too much sax and violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawrence_jacobs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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We were walking down the street, when a group of black metal musicians approached us.

My friend turned to me and quipped, "Oh oh! Here comes treble!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why don't bass players like dating guitar players?

Too much treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lauti197
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Did you hear about the musician that died?

He's started to decompose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I've been sick lately and my voice went deeper

it's really no treble at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3P1N5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The police arrested a musician for murder.

Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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My car has been making a weird noise...

I took it to the mechanic, he said the harmonic balancer was the problem. I said is it sharp or is it flat? Either way, give me a tune up and I’ll be on my way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RastaTeddyBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What did the trombone dad say to his son?

Don’t get into any treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I made a really bad dad joke during music class.

It got me in treble.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Can we agree to stop hating on bassists?

They don't want any treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehenkan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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What did the DJ say to the vegetable farmer?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WazupDr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Why couldn't the musical note drink his beer?

Because he was A minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyRichard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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I caught a lot of bass on my last fishing trip.

They weren't much treble to catch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jihoc1748
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Now that I'm getting older, I'm not as sharp all the time as I used to be.

But since I'm a professional musician, my colleagues all seem to appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arksien
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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So I am at the music store today...

I place two packs of strings on the counter and the man serving me says:

"Third set of bass strings I've sold today... A string cleaning of sorts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbz709
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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One of my employees was having problems with his vehicle's​ audio system.

Him: "My bass is so loud, it's vibrating my negative terminal off of the battery."

Me: "So in other words, the bass is giving you treble?"

He's a dad too so, he laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RewrittenSol
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music

He's in real treble now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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Why do all youngsters love base so much?

Because they don't want to get into treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Good puns aren't my forte

Some get me into serious treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epochi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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Reminder to Vocalists...

Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.

Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.

And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_gorawr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theturtlefiend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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The choir boy went to detention

Looks like he got in treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Redditer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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Why should you raise your kids to be bassists?

So they'll stay out of treble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scradam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Why was the piano arrested?

Because it got into treble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrCopper23
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