I've got a ton of sick beets.
He had a bit of treble with the high notes.
They got in treble
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
... Staccato
I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor, That boy is nothing but treble.
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.
The other fisherman weren't too happy about it though.
I said “Is that a fret”
I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.
There's too much sax and violins
My friend turned to me and quipped, "Oh oh! Here comes treble!"
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”
i c e i c e w a t e r
Architecture is an aspiring career path.
‘Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.
I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.
Plants should always rooted in the ground.
Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.
Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.
Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.
Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.
My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.
I am not a fan of wind turbines.
Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.
Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.
Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.
A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.
I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.
Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.
Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.
Too much treble
He's started to decompose.
Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.
it's really no treble at all.
I took it to the mechanic, he said the harmonic balancer was the problem. I said is it sharp or is it flat? Either way, give me a tune up and I’ll be on my way.
They don't want any treble.
Don’t get into any treble
It got me in treble.
Because he was A minor.
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
But since I'm a professional musician, my colleagues all seem to appreciate it.
They weren't much treble to catch.
I place two packs of strings on the counter and the man serving me says:
"Third set of bass strings I've sold today... A string cleaning of sorts!"
Him: "My bass is so loud, it's vibrating my negative terminal off of the battery."
Me: "So in other words, the bass is giving you treble?"
He's a dad too so, he laughed.
He's in real treble now.
Some get me into serious treble.
Because they don't want to get into treble
Soprano and Alto: Stop causing treble for other singers.
Bass singers: Stop bringing us down.
And remember our Grand Staff meeting next weekend... assuming we compose ourselves properly and no one gets a flat from something sharp on the way there.
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
Looks like he got in treble.
Because it got into treble
