Did you hear about the musician that died?
He's started to decompose.
My dad was ordering music for me online...
I had a church service that I needed to order the music for. I was explaining to my dad just what needed to be ordered. I play Trombone, and naturally needed music in Bass Clef. So he asks me about the clef and I told him I needed Bass Clef.
He goes..."You sure you don't need Trout or Halibut clef?"
