Multiple dogs escaped their handlers
Police are chasing some leads now
What do you call a comedy that takes place in multiple decades?
A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
Once my school had multiple teachers absent and they sent the substitutes to the wrong class AMA
Why can you take multiple mushrooms
They don’t take up mushroom
I used to suffer from multiple personality disorder,
People always ask why I wear multiple watches
I have too much time on my hands
What elf do I know very well and can catch multiple mice?
Probably mice elf! My self would need several mouse traps, but I can catch many, if they're dumb enough!
Doctor : "It seems like you have multiple personality disorder"
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's difficult for them to stay in sink.
I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits
So from a distance it looks like hares
Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns
Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.
What do you call a banana with multiple personality disorder?
Did you hear about the guy who drove through the mountain with multiple people in his car?
He had carpool tunnel syndrome.
This works on multiple levels
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What do you get if you download Microsoft word multiple times
I can’t relax when I have multiple options for where to sleep when I’m camping
What do you call when two persons with multiple identity disorder fall in love with each other
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities
I really have a thing for dumb girls. Just met one who can't fill out multiple choices surveys
*after the train had had trouble stopping in the right spot for multiple consecutive stops* Mom: I guess the guy driving is new.
Dad: Maybe he's a trainee.
Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions?
People lost interest after the Pilate episode.
Why did Hitler like multiple choice exams?
The answer was often not C.
A recent study shows that watching Bohemian Rhapsody multiple times might not be good for your health.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Never understood people that leave multiple tabs open
James Bond is currently abstaining from sex so that he can have multiple orgasms.
*enjoying multiple vegetables at once*
Hey slow down, they don't grow on trees yknow!
What would a person, who boasts about speaking multiple languages, be called?
Multiple races were scheduled on the same channel on TV.
My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
A car was acquitted from multiple murder charges
They couldn't find a locomotive
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time
I just love synchronised Schwimmers
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
What do call a comedy film that takes place in multiple decades?
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
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