What do you call a quadruple amputee in a pool?
Bob.
Why don’t quadruple amputees ever win lawsuits?
They don’t have a leg to stand on!
Did you hear about the war against a militant group of quadruple amputees?
Don't worry, they were unarmed and defeated.
Why did the number of hospital visits quadruple after China started manufacturing glassware?
Because they make bad tempered glass.
My Dad just woke up from a quadruple heart bypass
My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'
Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'
'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'
Thanks Dad.
How does the quadruple-amputee bear describe the morning after his surgery?
I woke up like this. Pawless.
I am growing into a great future dad. I thought of this one myself.
What do you call a military base that quadruples in size?
Four-tified
I got dadjoked today in the pool
So the conversation of how amputees swim can up, my dad asked if I knew who the quadruple amputee is. I responded "no, who is it?". He responded with Bob because they just bob up and down in the water.
