What do you call a quadruple amputee in a pool?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnbreakableHoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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Why don’t quadruple amputees ever win lawsuits?

They don’t have a leg to stand on!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Strange_An0maly
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Did you hear about the war against a militant group of quadruple amputees?

Don't worry, they were unarmed and defeated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoDakZak
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Why did the number of hospital visits quadruple after China started manufacturing glassware?

Because they make bad tempered glass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2012
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My Dad just woke up from a quadruple heart bypass

My Dad just had a Cardiac Arterial Bypass Graft (Cabg for short). When we were allowed to see him on the ward his first words were 'do you know where we are?'

Worried he was still confused from the drugs we told him 'ITU Dad, you've just had surgery?'

'No,' he said, 'we're on a dual cabbage way.'

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/morovai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2015
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How does the quadruple-amputee bear describe the morning after his surgery?

I woke up like this. Pawless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jbolte254
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Change it Reddit, for the better
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BanAllPineapples
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepekeemstar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2017
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I am growing into a great future dad. I thought of this one myself.

What do you call a military base that quadruples in size?

Four-tified

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vagina_crust
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I got dadjoked today in the pool

So the conversation of how amputees swim can up, my dad asked if I knew who the quadruple amputee is. I responded "no, who is it?". He responded with Bob because they just bob up and down in the water.

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