I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Interesting fact: elephants can jump higher than a house.
Because houses can't jump very high.
(My stepson told me a dad joke)
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Faulty jump leads?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Sure the cow jumped over the moon! You would jump too!
That manβs hands were COLD...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...
... General Lee speaking.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Talking with my brother: βHey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?β
βThat just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra stepsβ
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What can you jump over thatβs a hundred feet in the air?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A chap jumps out of an areoplane and his parachute fails to open.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards.
He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes?
The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasnβt been done before.)
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did the saylor jump into the water?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Whatβs green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says βwhat happened? Onions canβt jump by themselvesβ
the first chef responds with βthey can if theyβre spring onionsβ
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
There was a film made about Dick Fosbury's high jump technique
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?
He didn't want to go through any pane.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?
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︎ May 26 2020
Why didn't 4 jump into the pool?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
A Thomsonβs Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
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︎ May 03 2020
My car wouldn't start, so I tried to jump it.
Now I've got a dead battery and a bruised rib.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings canβt jump.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:
Only you can stamp out domestic violets.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I tried to jump rope to lose weight
But I always end up skipping it.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
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︎ Nov 21 2019
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I've never been able to beat my school's high jump record and it keeps me up at night to this day...
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I was going to jump rope for exercise this am
But I ended up skipping it
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses canβt jump!
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I can jump higher than a house
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Can you jump higher than a house?
Of course you can! Houses canβt jump!
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
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︎ May 09 2020
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses canβt jump
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︎ May 10 2020
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
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