What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.

It was about time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robconone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.

Just need help getting it off the ground.

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What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarepeg101
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...

....or, am I a really bad teacher ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."

"Then you’ll have a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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A good romance starts with a good friendship

And a bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charley_Benson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I really ought to start losing weight...

But, I've got too much on my plate at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.

Gonna call it Poi, Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarofcomics77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.

Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucno
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What starts with a W and ends with a T.

It does, I swear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why does β€œsecretary” start with secret?

Because of all their business affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds

But they were very cagey about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adhoc42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the Russians car not start?

It kept Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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my transgender son wanted to start on T....

so I gave him tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending

it’s Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MINECRAFT-BEE7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?

Fire Truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it...

Knock-knock.

>!Who's there?!<

Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said β€œwho’s there?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automata-door
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Today is the start of diarrhoea awareness week....

It will run till Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Last month my doctor told me, "Bob, this is seriously urgent. You really have to start drinking less vodka."

I've been out to at least 40 different bars since then, but no one seems to carry that brand. Anyone know where to find it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuhoBuhoGris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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When do people start making dad jokes?

When they're dad inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.

There's lots of prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What starts, ends, and has T in the middle?

A teapot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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You know, when you start Excel...

You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_realkernel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.

Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🀘🀘🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My wife keeps insisting that I should warm up before I start exercising.

Sounds like a stretch to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What starts with P and ends with ORN?

Popcorn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I wanna start a citrus NGO

I'll call it Lemonaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"

Go ahead, prove me wrong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photoshoppin_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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If your dog starts misbehaving...

tell him that you’re going to get β€œruff” with him. He’ll know what that means.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usdaprimemeats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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At which US state did the great depression start?

Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?

An entre-manure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesadbean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What does an Italian say if he wants to start a fight?

(hand posture) you wanna pizza me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Good romance starts with good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolwhaat123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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