What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
What starts with e and only has one letter in jt
The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
Anybody want to start hanging out?
Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.
What has three letters and starts with gas?
Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..
..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
I was standing in front of the bedroom mirror looking myself over, rather unhappy with what I saw. I told my wife "I feel horrible. I look fat. I'm ugly. When did my hair start retreating like this? When did this stretch mark show up? I could use a compliment honey, my self esteem is in the dumps."
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
So I've decided to start a new company that sells fans
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
I'm going to start a brew pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats.
I'll call it the Granola Bar.
Gonna Start Dressing Like Genghis Khan When I Date Single Mothers.
Gotta show that I'm a good Steppe Father.
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
Good romance starts with a friendship
A bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.”
I’m going to start collecting highlighters.
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
Every time I hang out my laundry, the song "Nine to Five" starts playing...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…
because she’s really good at standing guys up.
Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
Why do accountants always start drama at work?
Because they love to spread sheet!
The start of my every last paragraph of my essays.
Why did the cowboy start making lassos?
I’d love to start a cheese business
What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling “The end is near!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...
Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
Never start a fight with a dinosaur
How do you call it when you start crying after you fart
What starts with…
What starts with’W’ and ends with ‘T’, it really does!
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
What starts with W and ends with T?
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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