Star Trek Puns

Unlimited Data

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.

..... I was the captain's log

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

The resistance was a few tiles.

They call it the Enter prize

It has its prose and Khans

It's so i-khan-ic.

The Green Bay Picards.

We won the Enter Prize!

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov

Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?

They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!

They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons

They Klingon to something

They didn’t have commander data with them.

At the "He's Dead Gym"

BORGer King!

It's like they went Bach to the future.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

It was a wookie mistake.

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

A warp party.

Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."

He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

1. Star Trek

2. Nailin' The Kelvin

3. Labor Of Love

4. Hella Bar Talk

5. Enterprising Young Men

6. Nero Sighted

7. Nice To Meld You

8. Run And Shoot Offense

9. Does It Still McFly?

10. Nero Death Experience

11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

12. Back From Black

13. That New Car Smell

14. To Boldly Go

15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

3. Sub Prime Directive

4. London Calling

5. Meld-Merized

6. The Kronos Wartet

7. Brigadoom

8. Ship To Ship

9. Earthbound And Down

10. Warp Core Values

11. Buying The Space Farm

12. The San Fran Hustle

13. Kirk Enterprises

14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

1. Logo and Prosper

2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

3. Night on the Yorktown

4. The Dance of the Nebula

5. A Swarm Reception

6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

7. Jaylah Damage

8. In Artifacts as in Life

9. Franklin, My Dear

10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

11. MotorCycles of Relief

12. Mocking Jaylah

13. Crash Decisions

14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

15. Shutdown Happens

16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

17. Par-tay for the Course

18. Star Trek Main Theme

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

Always remember to backup your Data...

Star Trek: the Mex Generation

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.

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