24 Hilarious Canon Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Canon Ball

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👤︎ u/BlackStonerZ

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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Have you heard about the guy named Peter getting a death sentence by canon?

I can tell you he was canonized.

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👤︎ u/NotoriousHothead37

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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What do canon balls do after they fall in love.

They make bb’s

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👤︎ u/labink

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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What do you call it when canon ammunition consumes other canon ammunition?

Canonbalism

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👤︎ u/Noeltm

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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Since 2006, there have been eight dwarves in the Disney canon - Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc...

... and now Pluto.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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These repeating musical notes are just perfect for my composition...

In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.

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👤︎ u/RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?

Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....

Cannibalism

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👤︎ u/anormalpersonno8

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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If the Vatican were to Canonize Einstein

we would call him Steinstein.

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👤︎ u/fsm_vs_cthulhu

📅︎ Aug 24 2019

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What goes in a printer?

Canon fodder :)

(a work of my own creation)

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👤︎ u/PhoenixBratKat

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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I used to know an unpredictable photographer

he was a real loose Canon

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👤︎ u/growupyall

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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Why is the SCP Foundation so terrible and frightening?

Because they have a lot of canons.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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r/unexpectedpuntitle

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👤︎ u/GreenGamer7

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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👤︎ u/johnnysmart

📅︎ Feb 07 2017

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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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Did you hear about the wedding song written while eating a cheesy beef burrito?

It’s called Taco Bell’s canon.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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Got my mom with this one yesterday.

Yesterday started a new motocross season for my nephew, so for his inaugural race a bunch of family went to watch him. I'm an amateur/hobbyist photographer so I brought my telephoto zoom lens out and my Canon body to get a few shots of him on the track. The assembled camera is about 18 inches in length. After putting it together:

Mom (first seeing it): Holy crap! That thing looks like a damn cannon!

Me: (pointing to the label) You sure know your cameras, it is a Canon!

Typical dad joke responses ensued.

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👤︎ u/Primacron

📅︎ Apr 18 2016

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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 11 2019

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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 01 2018

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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using a 3D printer, but i’m not impressed

I’ve had a Canon printer for years

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👤︎ u/lobsman12

📅︎ May 24 2019

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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/lbucas

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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👤︎ u/johnnysmart

📅︎ Feb 08 2017

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