I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list

so she wrote down everything

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People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list

Because they're naughty-cal

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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My dad just sent me his bucket list
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So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.

I call it the flip charts.

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(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have

It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes

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All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I can list every single number that's in Pi.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvertCinnamon
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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A long list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravasha1
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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There couldn't be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied
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A List of My Favorite Dad Jokes
  1. My
  2. Favorite
  3. Dad
  4. Jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Literally just happened: Wife completing our 2020 census reading off list of ethnicities. β€œWait... what is... Chamorro?”

Me: β€œChamorro? It’s Chursday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickfree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
  1. great

  2. great

  3. great

  4. great

  5. great

  6. great

  7. great

  8. great

  9. great

  10. An absolute cracker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My bucket list
  1. Set myself more goals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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My friend has been learning magic as a quarantine hobby. I present to you: my oc list of magician jokes and puns I invented to annoy him.

Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat

What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?

Whose dean’s he?

A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:

β€œAb rack and dab rack”

What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?

Slight of hand

The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He broug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsk09003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Spider lists its profession on social media

Web Designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What should be at the top of everyone’s bucket list?

The date you wrote the bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpankMyMetroid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order

Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-rad-kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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To-Do List
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trinerr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!

We really need a faster wife-eye provider.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Wife: you forgot to get the evaporated milk. It was on the list.

######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it

Wife: don't you dare

Me: it must've evaporated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I was just working on my bucket list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A whole *shop*ping list of them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NVJayNub
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns

Lettuce know if you have any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she'd like to do for her 32nd birthday

I told her there's no way we could do all that in 30 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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A hand-y list.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Here is my Top 10 list of favorite years from the past decade.

(In chronological order)

2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list, so I did

Now she's mad at me because we can't read it anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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"I need to go out for a while, Amelia Bedelia. Can you do this list of chores?" Said Mr. Rogers.

Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.

When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.

Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"

"You said to cut the grass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Aven-_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die" and I was quite surprised that...

"Yell for help!" wasn't one of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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this dude at my school had two separate hit lists. we all knew who was on the white one, but the blacklist? no clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdankely
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My girlfriend asked me to list 10 things I like about her. I only gave her 8.

She said: "You never list ten to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ande4100
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I finally made my bucket list, more on it than I thought...

Mop bucket

Car washing bucket

Garden bucket

Ice bucket

Recycling bucket

Metal bucket

Decorating bucket

Nest of buckets

Small bucket

Orange bucket

Foldable bucket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My wife told me to add ketchup to the shopping list before I go to the store…

I don't know why since now I can't read what it says…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

...

Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U2BURR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes: The Definitive List

[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.

"It is my great privilege β€” well, it's my privilege β€” actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.

Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."

And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:

"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."

"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just u

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πŸ‘€︎ u/see2keroppi
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A small list of jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do you call bears with no ears? b

What do you call a human with no hum? someone who isn't annoying

what do you call a dear with no eyes? no eye dear

Why does Johannesburg have no vampires? Because the rain is blessed in Africa

Why did the storm trooper buy an Iphone? because he couldn't find a good droid

Did you hear about the kidnapping? It's ok, he woke up

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Own_Way
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Here's a list of the words I have found that are overused.
  1. Overused
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gra8Balance
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she’d like to do for her 32nd birthday

I said β€œno way can we do all of that in 30 seconds”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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There are two kinds of people when writing list
  1. The ones who write complete list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I'm proud to share with you all, my official bucket list

https://www.amazon.com/slp/plastic-bucket/7yxmhgjes5fn6uz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evohans
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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It took all day, but I made a list of my favorite Prog Rock bands.

No rush, no Rush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Making a list of places I want to see during my tour of Bohemia and Moravia

It's my Czech-list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrytheb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I've finally got my list of rules to live by down to 1

Which is no small feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisazy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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They ask me if it's pronounced "NEE-a-list" or "NIGH-a-list."

I tell them it doesn't really matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fgben
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I was given a list of ten puns to read to see if they would make me laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedical
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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All my friends have these long and expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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A list of (mostly) puns youtube.com/watch?v=_Vzy9…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phizrine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Here is my bucket list:
  1. A five gallon bucket
  2. A wooden bucket
  3. A plastic beach bucket
  4. A mop bucket
  5. A KFC chicken bucket
  6. A bucket seat in my car.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ande4100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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What’s the other term for the sex offenders list?

The pedo files

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0_0k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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After hearing how popular bucket lists were, I thought I would write my own.

Bucket

Pail

Pot

Kettle

Can

Scuttle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealSquiggy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Once I met Juan, I was able to cross him off my bucket list.

Now that I have met Juan, I have met them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Apparently Queen have added a conjuring act to their set list.

It's a kind of magic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Where does Santa shop for people on the naughty list?

Kohl’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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My wife asked me to put syrup on the list.

http://imgur.com/frPfRRx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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All my friends have such long and complicated bucket lists.

Mine is a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chambadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Nurse: so here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in ABC order

Doctor: wow. Looks very organized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanmack21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My English teacher told me to have more lists in my papers.

It’s good exercise for the colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RastaTeddyBear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of things I needed.
  1. new friends
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Got my wife while making the shopping list

Her: So how are we doing with Toilet Paper?

Me: I've been practicing for 30 years, i think i got a good technique going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bnicoletti82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2014
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Great list of excellent puns

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crΓͺpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop

any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd

never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians in America first? They

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benschweiz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaoneng
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Here is a list of things I do every morning.

No. 1

No. 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I deleted my German friend from my contacts list.

Now my phone is Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Forgetful Francesca had a lot of items on her list as she headed to the Super Store... celery, cinnamon, oatmeal, mint, mustard and chocolate.

Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A list of funny, but inappropriate puns saltypun.com/wash-your-mo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewel531
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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You've heard of Schindler's list, now get ready for...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fishy_bubbles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Here s a list of Adult Cereals

50 shades of grain

porn flakes

rice frisky

weeniabix

captain munch

special D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keney001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Saw a top ten list of card games today

Uno is number one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenaciousliam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I just made a list of my all time favourite dad jokes. The first 4 are pretty good but the last one's absolute gold.
  1. pretty good
  2. pretty good
  3. pretty good
  4. pretty good
  5. absolute gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?

obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?

but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Going to KFC has always been on my bucket list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsmilner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Here is my bucket list
  1. Water bucket
  2. Mop bucket
  3. Cleanup bucket
  4. Hardpan bucket
  5. Skeleton bucket
  6. Digging bucket
  7. Rock bucket
  8. V bucket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metaqizzical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?

A Heath Ledger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateInferno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinobird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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My wife read me one of those lists about "100 Things To Do Before You Die"...

I was really surprised that "scream for help" was nowhere in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSV_Kearsarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Horrible pun list

Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway

This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaDerpGoat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!

I need a really long list!plz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Empire-ofehh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

But mine is a little pail into comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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