So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
Me: "where is the nearest Argos?" Man.: "i don't know, should be easy to find though just look for the tall ship"
Me: "what? Tall ship?" Man.: "yeah! Well it is a pirates favourite shop!!"
head hits desk
Man.: smirking to himself "why do you need one anyway?" Me: slowly raises head smiling "they're doing a really great sail!"
Here is a screenshot. Me and my girlfriend were texting each other:
Her: One day I do want to try having sex with a girl just to see what it's like, but I think I'm just really open minded about it. Or I'm pansexual which my dad thinks I am.
Me: -I send her a picture of a frying pan- So does this turn you on? I knew you liked cooking, but I didn't know they had a word for it.
Her: I'm gonna kill you -_-
I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.
Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:
"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"
