It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
If I ran a large department store, I would publish a huge catalogue of Christmas products and call it the "All I want for Christmas" issue.
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...
I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.
Dad dropped this one on me
Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:
"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"
