Did you hear about the new Deadpool mix tape?
It’s Ryan Reynold’s Rap.
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
#"NO WHEY!"
Why did the cops mix slabs of sirloin into their suspect's marijuana cigarette?
They were staking out the joint.
(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!
thanks.
Astronauts mix cement in space for the first time, paving the way for future space colonies. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
Mix it up a little. Text a random number the following message:
The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?
There was a mix up at the chocolate factory
Better not get your Snickers in a Twix
What do you get when you mix dad jokes and the quiet game?
When Ancient Greeks used to mix the clay for their dwellings a rule of thumb was to mix it until it was the texture of Hummus before putting it on the interior walls
It’s quite well known that the Ancient Greeks championed Hummus Texturality
What do you get when you mix onions with the ratio of their circumference to their diameters?
Opinions.
This is the thumbnail for my youtube trailer. It's a trailer trailing a trailer on a trail of trail mix.
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
Why is a box of Jello mix always substantially larger than the contents within?
You need to allow some wiggle room.
Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars now.
