Blender Puns

A list of puns related to "Blender"

What happens when you put your hand in a blender ?

You get a hand shake.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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How does a blender declare his love to another blender?

"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly.

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👤︎ u/Fruit_And_Vegetable
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What feelings do people get about blenders?

Mixed.

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👤︎ u/-AntiMattr-
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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👤︎ u/Big_Green_Grill_Bro
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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My bird nosedived straight into a running blender this morning...

All that’s left is shredded tweet.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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My ex told me she was watching the "Peaky Blenders". So here we are...
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👤︎ u/Narrator-voice
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why did the WHO warn people about putting pandas in blenders?

Because it causes pandemix

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👤︎ u/zeek-lukhulu
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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What happens if you put a iPhone in a blender?

You get apple juice, duh.

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👤︎ u/drakeisalreadyinuse
📅︎ May 14 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?

Schizophrenia

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?

A Smoochie.

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👤︎ u/Ragnor_
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why did Jeffrey Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet you with a handshake.

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call an I-Phone in a blender?

Apple Juice.

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👤︎ u/Money_fingers
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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I can't decide which blender to buy

They all have mixed reviews

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👤︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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I think my blender has Alzheimer's

Because it keeps breaking the ice with me.

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👤︎ u/tsunami845
📅︎ May 28 2015
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My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.

I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."

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👤︎ u/lrnrae
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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What happens if you put your hand in the blender?

You get a handshake

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👤︎ u/lil_biggyeeeet
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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What happens when you put your hand in a blender?

You get a Hand Shake!

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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What happens when you put your hand in a blender?

You get a hand shake

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👤︎ u/_AnalkingSkywanker
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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I can’t tell if I like my new blender.

It keeps giving me mixed results

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👤︎ u/kneck_not_neck
📅︎ May 31 2019
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I can't tell if I like my new blender

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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👤︎ u/straightouttaireland
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I can't tell if I like this blender

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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👤︎ u/drawsprocket
📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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I’m not really sure if I like my new blender

It keeps giving me mixed results

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👤︎ u/Twisted_Galaxi
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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