Mixing Puns

A list of puns related to "Mixing"

I was mixing concrete with a friend one day

I said to him that we should put something in the mix that meant a lot to us.

He asked why so I said "it'll be cement-amental"

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👤︎ u/Hazzman0424
📅︎ May 11 2021
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What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?

It caused quite a stir.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.

But I knew I’d end up with too much Thyme on my hands

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👤︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
📅︎ May 07 2021
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TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/dinner_cat96
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I may not have the fanciest dough mixing machine...

but it handles all my kneads.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I was fired from Jimmy Johns because I kept mixing up people’s orders.

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/cantfindausernameffs
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My wife just called me an idiot for constantly mixing up my idioms.

But it takes one to know someone.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call it when an angry man yells about mixing Gatorade with espresso

Tirade

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👤︎ u/plscanunot
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...

It operates on a knead to know basis.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.

Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.

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👤︎ u/JackOfTrading
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What does an older gentleman and not mixing your food enough have in common

They are both mis-stirs.

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👤︎ u/BigDCanuck
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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TIL Subway employees can get fired for mixing up an order just once.

Wrong Sub

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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Wife: He is always mixing up common phrases! Therapist: What if you are misinterpreting him?

Me: ooh..Check you out for playing devil’s avocado.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Harper Lee apparently wrote a guide for cocktail mixing.

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/xujuk
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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What do you call a tennis player that likes mixing music?

DJ Okovic

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?

... The steaks have never been higher

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👤︎ u/Scrotumbrella
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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I found a good bread recipe where I don't have to get my hands messy from mixing it.

It is kneadless, to say.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 28 2018
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I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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