What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?
When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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TL;DR: Sorry, I just wanted to say Sir Mix-A-Lot
What do you get when you mix an angry sheep with an upset cow?
A farm animal in a real baaaaaaad moooooooood!
Plant Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?
What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
What does Batman mix with his drinks ?
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
What do you get if you mix a dumb person with a donut?
If you take apple, and mix it with pinecone, what does it become?
Probably a lot less tasty.
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog
I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
Red wine and fish don't mix....
What do you get when you mix a Jewish family with fruit?
Apple Jews (Please don’t take this offensively I’m a dumb 12 year old)
What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Why did the cops mix slabs of sirloin into their suspect's marijuana cigarette?
They were staking out the joint.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Our mix of horror and workouts
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
What do you get when you mix COVID-19 and Neil Diamond?
Sweeeet quarantiiiiine...
What do you get when you mix Miralax with holy water?
What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)
What do you get when you mix a penis & a potato?
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
What do you get if you mix an elephant with a rhino?
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