I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.

'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.

I have been taking it for granite all these years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies

but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayyded
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?

Because you're taking whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chikenfriedchiken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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I woke up this morning and my wife was crying after sweeping up dead ants in the kitchen for the 5th day in a row

I told her β€œit could be worse, at least it’s not uncles”

True story. Got me a genuine eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadzoned3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blown-apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicDeterminant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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Today my wife caught me redhanded in the kitchen

I was peeling the beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenga03_03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly

Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I got caught stealing kitchen utensils

It was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephantomnose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...

The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I hate having to keep going to the kitchen to fill my glass of water. /r/Jokes/comments/hzvbvc/…
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.

Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."

"...put an β€˜s’ at the front and an β€˜e’ at the end!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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If you are an American in the kitchen, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?

You're a peein'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkyrie1500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrStinkpinkyPhD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I heard there was a fight in the kitchen and...

a fish was battered!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarmoniousDroid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...

The resistance was a few tiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!

Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thefullerexpress
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France.

Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..

but it’s a whisk in willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malenah101
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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There was a knock at the door and when I opened it, there was a kitchen sink standing there. He said "You have everything but me."

I let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My wife said the best way to deal with bugs in the kitchen is to just leave them alone.

Personally I think that is just ignore ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezemity
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I was arrested for using cash that my friend gave me after I installed a new table top in his kitchen.

He gave me counter fit money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I walked into the kitchen this morning and I saw my wife was cooking breakfast in her slippers again.

I thought to myself "I really should buy her a fry pan "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Y0ur_Mum_
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargeral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...

...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeteuchter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I discovered there is a kitchen appliance that can grow marijuana really fast.

Instant Pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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I may not be a dad, but what do I do everytime I go to the sink cupboard in the kitchen?

I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Did you hear about the kitchen explosion in France?

It resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?

A hot plate

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...

...but it seems counterproductive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen

But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I like to spend holidays in the kitchen

It is my sinktuary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeicam_the_pirate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?

A-salt-rifles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils she’s gonna move out...

That’s a whisk I’m willing to take!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shes-sonit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My wife demanded that I take the spider that was in the kitchen, out…

Nice guy! We got a couple of beers. He wants to be a web developer someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call an organized kitchen?

Counter intuitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caseystrom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. It’s safe to say...

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betamax-86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Where does the food go at the all male soup kitchen?

Indigents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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As I was sweeping the kitchen this morning I told my son not to forget his lunch

OK Broomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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If you’re an American in the kitchen, what are you when you’re in the bathroom?

European!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My daughter is going to be a great dad..I came up stairs into the kitchen like a zombie...

she turned to me holding a bag of rice....."Graaaiiinsss"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.

It was counterproductive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it's a wisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I wanted to rearrange everything in our kitchen so we could locate everything without having to think about it.

But that might be too counter intuitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Kitchen Rebel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbychino2997
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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A guy starts working at a submarine. In the first day he works as a cleaner, then helps at the kitchen. Next day he runs the ship. In the evening he’s absolutely exhausted so he asks his friend β€œWhy I have to change my position every time?”

He replies β€œI know, this sub is full of reposts”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Wife yells from kitchen: Babe, we're almost out of trash bags...

I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?

I got a very stern look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lboogie09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?

It was linoleum blownapart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt-Redbeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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The man knew it was wrong to steal from a kitchen. But it was a whisk he was willing to take.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjbell08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I bet my girlfriend that I could make a car out of anything from the kitchen cupboard

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatPhlaps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leww_ap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?

HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE πŸ—½πŸ³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GS_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?

He thought he was grater than everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterTmanYT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, β€œI heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, β€œGo on then.” First dog continues, β€œKnock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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A turkey walks into the kitchen...

and says: Pardon me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marsmedia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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β€œDon’t touch the blackberry cobbler in the kitchen!”

But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons

That wasn't knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My dad asked me to turn on the water heater. To which I replied β€œIt’s on”. Only to see my dad run across the kitchen yelling β€œIt’s on okay bring it no holding back!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinkieded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.

I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KasenPringle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the thief say when he was arrested for stealing from the kitchen?

It was a whisk he was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trg30809
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...

It was worth the wisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk33tshota
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I was too rough with my kitchen counter and it broke.

I took it for granite.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Say theres a bunch of flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?

Hes the one on the range

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleakorb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...

They just go for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?

The deep friar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theblumkin
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Put together a table in my room for the kitchen, now the table doesn’t fit through the door...one could say the tables have been turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dharmabummin
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akathecaptain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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If the kitchen is in the house and Diana is in the kitchen, what is in Diana?

A state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blinkie19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...

But it was whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVNerdtron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.

But it’s a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goofball541
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Golden Shower Bath and Kitchen Co.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wattayagonnado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.

But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooooohfajitas
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I was told I could get in huge trouble for stealing kitchen supplies.

But that’s a wisk I’m willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Dad: I’M GOING TO BUY A BROOM AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FLOOR TODAY!!!

Dad: Oh wait. It’s Wednesday. Tonight I have to be at work until 9.

Dad: I really shouldn’t make sweeping declarations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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