Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/justablur
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The new sailor, Leo, asked me where the ship's cook could be found.

I said, "He's in the Galley, Leo."

I swear, that guy struts around like all the planets revolve around him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Konamicoder
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